Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory. How much did you make me? Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” We can’t compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral!
Oh God, what have I done? With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun!
I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo. No, just a regular mistake. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit!
Why not indeed! Eeeee! Now say “nuclear wessels”! Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree.
Good news, everyone! There’s a report on TV with some very bad news! Isn’t it true that you have been paid for your testimony? Who are those horrible orange men?