I was all of history’s great robot actors – Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! Why did you bring us here? Bender?! You stole the atom. I’m Santa Claus! If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right.
So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct? You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit! One hundred dollars. How much did you make me? We don’t have a brig. Bender, quit destroying the universe!
No, just a regular mistake. Calculon is gonna kill us and it’s all everybody else’s fault! I was all of history’s great robot actors – Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! Throw her in the brig. I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later.
Shut up and get to the point! And I’m his friend Jesus. No argument here. Good news, everyone! There’s a report on TV with some very bad news!
No, just a regular mistake. And from now on you’re all named Bender Jr. Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose. I don’t want to be rescued.