Oh God, what have I done? What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. I don’t want to be rescued. Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets? I love you, buddy! Why not indeed! Who are those horrible orange men? And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time!
But that would be it. I didn’t ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! Tell her she looks thin. Bender, quit destroying the universe! With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. I was all of history’s great robot actors – Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! And I’m his friend Jesus. The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Good news, everyone! There’s a report on TV with some very bad news! Isn’t it true that you have been paid for your testimony? Kif might!
I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there! You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit! No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires! Actually, that’s still true. Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn’t you just get me the death penalty?